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		<title>Debate at the bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 15:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Debate at the bar Whenever two drovers get together there is the inevitable argument about who has the best Australian Sheepdog. So the merits of their respective dogs was the subject of the debate at the bar. &#8220;My dog&#8217;s so smart,&#8221; said one, &#8220;I can give him five instructions at the same time and he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rules of Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rules of Life To anyone teaching or raising kids, of any age, here&#8217;s some advice Bill Gates recently dished out at a high school speech about 11 things they did not learn in school. He talked about how feel-good, politically correct teaching has created a full generation of kids with no concept ofreality and how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Fired My Secretary?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 15:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why I Fired My Secretary? Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn&#8217;t feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,&#8221;Happy Birthday!&#8221;, and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn&#8217;t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beautiful story from scotland</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2011 15:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beautiful story from scotland This is a beautiful story from a bagpiper who was late for a funeral. It is short and sweet. As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be Fishers of Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be Fishers of Men Be Fishers of Men&#8230;. You catch &#8216;em, He&#8217;llClean &#8216;em.A family altar can alter a family. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. Don&#8217;t put a question mark where God put a P Don&#8217;t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. Exercise daily&#8230; Walk with the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A hot day in Iowa</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hot day in Iowa It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning. &#8220;Gootness, it&#8217;s hot,&#8221; she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed by a tavern and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Tribute to Beer…</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 15:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Tribute to Beer… &#8220;Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn&#8217;t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Tessa Sanderson</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 15:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m Tessa Sanderson A man goes into a pub and orders a pint of bitter, halfway through the pint he goes for a piss. Whilst he is away a large black lady takes his pint drops her knickers squats over it farts and then returns it to the table. When the man returns the barman [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On an out of town business trip</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2011 15:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On an out of town business trip On an out of town business trip, after a meeting in the afternoon and the obligatory dinner that evening with the client, I went to my hotel room, watched some late-night TV and turned in at about midnight. After tossing and turning for over an hour I decided [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Down south</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 15:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Down south Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, &#8220;Is it true they&#8217;s suin&#8217; them cigarette companies fer causin&#8217; people to git cancer?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, Bubba, sure is true,&#8221; responded the lawyer. &#8220;And now someone is suin&#8217; them fast food joints fer makin&#8217; them fat an&#8217; cloggin&#8217; their arteries with all them burgers an&#8217; fries, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shamus and Murphy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shamus and Murphy Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn&#8217;t have a lot of money; between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence. Murphy said: &#8220;Hang on, I have an idea.&#8221; He went next door to the butcher&#8217;s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two old drunks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 15:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two old drunks Two old drunks were really lapping them up at a bar one night. The first old drunk said, &#8220;Ya know, when I was thirty years old and got a hard-on, I couldn&#8217;t bend it with both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two drunks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two drunks Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, &#8220;What a beautiful night, look at the moon.&#8221; The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend, &#8220;You are wrong, that&#8217;s not the moon, that&#8217;s the sun.&#8221; Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking, so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A very drunk lady</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 15:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very drunk lady A very drunk lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, &#8220;Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.&#8221; The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp. &#8220;Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy&#8221;, again the bartender brought her a Martini. By [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A drunk A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this horrible odor coming from the direction of the drunk. She turns to him and says, &#8220;Excuse me Mister, but did you just shit yourself?&#8221; The drunk replied, &#8220;Yes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Four retired guys</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Four retired guys Four retired guys are walking down a street in Miami Beach. Then they turn a corner and see a sign that says &#8220;Old Timer&#8217;s Bar &#8221; &#8230;&#8221; All drinks 10 cents!&#8221;. They look at each other then go in. On the inside, they realize in this case, they should not judge the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Six inches off the ground</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 15:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Six inches off the ground Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, &#8220;I&#8217;m so pissed off !&#8221; &#8220;Oh yeah? What happened?&#8221; asked the bartender politely. &#8220;See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Frayed knot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 15:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frayed knot A piece of string walks into the pub. The barman says, &#8220;Sorry mate, we don&#8217;t serve string.&#8221; String goes outside, ties itself up a bit, pulls it&#8217;s ends apart, goes back in the pub. Barman says, &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you that piece of string I just refused to serve?&#8221; String says, &#8220;No mate, I&#8217;m a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some kind of a joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some kind of a joke An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a Kiwi all walked into a bar. The bar tender turned around and said, &#8220;Is this some kind of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A man with no arms</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 15:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man with no arms A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender shoved the foaming glass in front of him. &#8220;Look,&#8221; said the customer, &#8220;I have no arms &#8211; would you please hold the glass up to my mouth?&#8221; &#8220;Sure&#8221;, said the bartender, and he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In a small country pub</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 15:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a small country pub In a small country pub, all the patrons became quite used to the pub owners little dog being around the bar, so were quite upset when one day the little dog died. Everyone met to decide how they could remember the little dog. The decision was to cut off his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A homeless guy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 15:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A homeless guy A homeless guy is travelling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the &#8220;George and the Dragon.&#8221; Although it&#8217;s late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door. The innkeeper&#8217;s wife sticks her head out a window. &#8220;Could I have some food?&#8221; he asks. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>During the Great Depression</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 15:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During the Great Depression During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, &#8216;Bartender, I&#8217;d like to buy the house a round of drinks.&#8217; The bartender said, &#8216;That&#8217;s fine, but we&#8217;re in the middle of the Depression, so I&#8217;ll need to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An old tramp walks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 15:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old tramp walks An old tramp walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll have to see your money first.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m broke, sonny, but if you give me a bottle of whiskey, I&#8217;ll get up on that stage and fart Dixie!&#8221; The bartender had never seen someone fart any kind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2011 15:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Hell Myra Hindley, Ronnie Kray, and, Fred West are in Hell, each waiting for their turn to be cast into the eternal flames. As a favour, Satan tells them that they can each have one last cold beer before being thrown into the fires. Myra Hindley says, &#8220;I&#8217;d like a Budweiser, please&#8221;. She is [...]]]></description>
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