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		<title>&#8220;A bull in Montana&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;A bull in Montana&#8221; There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Green Horse</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Green Horse John was walking in the park one morning when, at 9.30, the most beautiful girl he had ever seen rode past on a large bay horse. Now John&#8217;s big problem was that he was tremendously shy and knew that he could never pluck up the courage to make the first move or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Stuff</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 15:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dog Stuff &#8220;Whoever said you can&#8217;t buy happiness forgot little puppies.&#8221; &#8211; Gene Hill &#8220;In dog years I&#8217;m dead&#8221; &#8211; Unknown &#8220;Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.&#8221; &#8211; Dave Barry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Damn!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 15:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn! A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, &#8220;OK, old fart, time to retire.&#8221; The old rooster replies, &#8220;come on, you can&#8217;t handle ALL these chickens. Look what it&#8217;s done to me. Can&#8217;t you just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Talking Duck</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 15:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talking Duck A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, &#8220;But you&#8217;re a duck.&#8221; &#8220;I see your eyes are working,&#8221; replies the duck. &#8220;And you talk!&#8221; exclaims the bartender. &#8220;I see your ears are working,&#8221; says the duck, &#8220;Now can I have my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Looking for a parrot</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 15:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looking for a parrot A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. &#8220;What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll agree, and it&#8217;s an absolute steal at only $20. &#8220;Why is it that cheap?&#8221; the woman asks &#8220;Well&#8221;, replies the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Investigating a terrible accident</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 15:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results. At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures. Seeing that, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In the tropical waters of the Caribbean</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 15:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the tropical waters of the Caribbean Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea &#8211; one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, &#8220;I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In a nice little forest</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 15:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a nice little forest Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On the 40th floor</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 15:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the 40th floor Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date&#8217;s door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. &#8220;I&#8217;ll be ready in a few minutes,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you play with Rollo while you&#8217;re waiting?&#8221; He does wonderful [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Like a Beaver</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 15:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like a Beaver A little boy walks in on his grandma taking a shower. the little boy says &#8220;Grandma! Grandma!, What&#8217;s that?&#8221; Grandma quickly thinks of something and says &#8220;Why, that&#8217;s my Beaver,… yeah that&#8217;s it, my beaver&#8221; The little boy walks off and buys the answer, then the next day the little boy walks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Dogs are Better Than Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 15:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why Dogs are Better Than Women 1. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. 2. Dogs like beer. 3. Dogs don’t hate their bodies. 4. Dogs don’t criticize. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. Dogs never expect gifts. 7. Dogs don’t want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Dogs Are Better Than Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How Dogs Are Better Than Men 1. Dogs don’t have problems expressing affection in public. 2. Dogs miss you when you are gone. 3. You can train a dog. 4. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. 5. Dogs understand what “NO” means. 6. Dogs mean it when they kiss you. 7. When [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Dogs and Men Are Alike</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 15:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How Dogs and Men Are Alike 1. Both keep moving&#8230;even when they are lost. 2. Both take up too much space on the bed. 3. Both have irrational fears about the vacuum cleaner. 4. Both are threatened by their own kind. 5. Neither understands what you see in cats. 6. Both want dominance. 7. Both [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is a Cat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 15:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They&#8217;re totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They&#8217;re moody. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bloody brilliant</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 15:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bloody brilliant Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third was a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker. To show off, the engineer called to his dog, &#8220;T-Square&#8221; do your stuff!&#8221; T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh simple</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh simple A man walks into a bar with a duck and a biscuit box. He sets the duck on top of the biscuit box on the bar and the duck begins dancing. The barman finds this rather interesting as do the rest of the punters in the pub. They all come round the duck [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m dying for a cigarette</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 15:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m dying for a cigarette A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. &#8220;Wow, this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Few More Things I&#8217;ve Learnt &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Few More Things I&#8217;ve Learnt &#8230; 1. If you are too open-minded, your brain falls out. 2. Don&#8217;t worry about what people think, they don&#8217;t do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn&#8217;t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. It ain&#8217;t the jeans [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 miles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[20 miles A mouse is putting down a few stiff ones at the local pub one evening and since his best girl left him, he&#8217;s feeling rather horny. Unfortunately the only female in the place is a giraffe, but she does look pretty good. In fact, as the mouse drains his glass he realises she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two horses</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 15:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two horses A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbour suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse&#8217;s tail and our blonde [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two bulls</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 15:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two bulls There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population and young George was pretty excited. &#8220;Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?&#8221; asked George. &#8220;George, relax. Here is how it works. We&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Of natural causes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2011 15:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of natural causes One day a cat died of natural causes and went to heaven. There he met the Lord Himself. The Lord said to the cat, &#8220;You have lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable please let me know.&#8221; The cat thought [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Under the mat</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 15:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Under the mat Mrs. Davidson&#8217;s dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, &#8220;I&#8217;ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I&#8217;ll mail you the check. Oh, by the way, don&#8217;t worry about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog&#8217;s Pet Peeves about Humans</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dog&#8217;s Pet Peeves about Humans 1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your farts on me&#8230;not funny. 3. Yelling at me for barking&#8230; I&#8217;M A FRIGGIN&#8217; DOG YOU IDIOT!! 4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn&#8217;t all over everything while you&#8217;re gone. (Have [...]]]></description>
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