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Rocky Mountain Oysters

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a
day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only
did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What
is that you just served?”

The waiter replied, ” Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!”

The American, though momentarily daunted, said, “What the hell, I’m on
vacation! Bring me an order!”

The waiter replied, “I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy!”

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then
that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the
day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter,
he called to the waiter and said, “These are delicious, but they are
much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!”

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si senor. Sometimes
the bull wins.”