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Yesterday, a scientist from the USDA suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of recent test analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the findings, 100 men were fed six pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned at this time.