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		<title>Inventions</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 15:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inventions There is a famous saying which states that &#8220;necessity is the mother of invention&#8221;, however the inventions on this list seem far from necessary: 1. Makeup That is Tattooed on: You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you&#8217;re fifty? 2. Coloured Elastics For Braces: As if the braces didn&#8217;t make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 21 st century</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 15:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 21 st century You Know You&#8217;re Living in the 21 st century when&#8230; 1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail. 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 Ways to Maintain Your Sanity</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 15:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[20 Ways to Maintain Your Sanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don&#8217;t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Halloween Safety Public Service Announcement</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 15:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Halloween Safety Public Service Announcement As we all prepare for the upcoming Halloween season, please take a few minutes to read some simple rules to help keep everyone safe. 1. &#8211; Don&#8217;t assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. 2. &#8211; When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Questions and Answers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Questions and Answers Questions 1-What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? 2-What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3-What can you find in a man&#8217;s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Rejected Children&#8217;s Book Titles</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 15:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More Rejected Children&#8217;s Book Titles 1. Juggling Knives is Easy 2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven 3. Where Mommy &#038; Daddy Hide Neat Things 4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want 5. &#8220;Whatcha&#8217; Doin&#8217;&#8221; the Wonderful Phrase 6. 101 Games to Play in the Road 7. The Indoor Pool [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intelligent Comments</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 15:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intelligent Comments * Can I use your head for my rock garden? * You have a wonderful head on your shoulders &#8211; whose is it? * I enjoyed talking to you &#8211; my mind needed a rest. * He has a one-track mind &#8211; with one rail missing. * He&#8217;s nobody&#8217;s fool &#8211; he&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Very Important</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 15:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Important 10 ways to really annoy those pesky neighbours this long hot summer 1) Take up the bagpipes. 2) If they happen to have a swimming pool, put a large dead octopus type creature in it every day. 3) Erect a very large sign that says big smelly twat with arrow pointing in their direction [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dark Suckers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dark Suckers For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don&#8217;t emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light. First, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things to Ponder</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 15:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things to Ponder Why do banks charge you a &#8220;non-sufficient funds fee&#8221; on money they already know you don&#8217;t have? Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? Since light travels faster than sound, isn&#8217;t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s see if I understand how America works lately&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 15:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s see if I understand how America works lately&#8230; If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant. If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock &#8216;n&#8217; roll music or musician he liked. If you smoke three packs a day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fun Things to Do in a Public Toilet</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fun Things to Do in a Public Toilet 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, &#8220;May I borrow a highlighter?&#8221; 2. Say &#8220;Uh oh, I knew I shouldn&#8217;t put my lips on that.&#8221; 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What my mother taught me</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 15:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What my mother taught me 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION&#8230; &#8220;Just wait until your father gets home.&#8221; 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING&#8230;. &#8220;You are going to get it when we get home!&#8221; 3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE&#8230; &#8220;What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Suicide Attempt</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suicide Attempt At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS, President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23,1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proven ways</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2011 15:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Proven ways Telemarketers suck big time. Here are some proven ways to rid your life of these assclowns for good&#8230; 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, &#8220;How are you today?&#8221; say, &#8220;I&#8217;m so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The German controllers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The German controllers The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport are a short-tempered lot. They not only expect you to know your parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that, while visiting the cockpit aboard a PanAm 747 being piloted by a boyhood chum, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A forest fire</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 15:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A forest fire Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burnt out section of forest whilst assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wetsuit, complete with a dive tank, flippers and face mask. A post mortem examination revealed that the person died not from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New flying guidelines</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2011 15:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New flying guidelines The Civil Aviation Authority has posted new flying guidelines on airline notice boards: 1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Write Good</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 15:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How To Write Good 1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They&#8217;re old hat.) 4. Employ the vernacular. 5. Eschew ampersands &#038; abbreviations, etc. 6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. 7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. 8. Contractions aren&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Health Questions Answered&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your Health Questions Answered&#8230; Q: I&#8217;ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that&#8217;s it, don&#8217;t piss them away on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that&#8217;s like saying you can extend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Classic Put Downs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Classic Put Downs Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn&#8217;t have given you worse advice. Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. Calling you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Consumer goods</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Consumer goods Just in case we need any additional proof that the &#8220;bozo index&#8221; is at all time highs (and going higher), consider these real label instructions on consumer goods: * On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. * On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Expressions For High Stress Days</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2011 15:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Expressions For High Stress Days 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Well, aren&#8217;t we just a ray of fucking sunshine? 3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 5. A hard-on doesn&#8217;t count as personal growth. 6. Don&#8217;t bother [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Books You&#8217;ll Never See</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 15:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kids Books You&#8217;ll Never See &#8220;You Were an Accident&#8221; &#8220;How to Dress Sexy for Grownups&#8221; &#8220;Strangers Have the Best Candy&#8221; &#8220;Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her&#8221; &#8220;Bi-Curious George&#8221; &#8220;The Little Sissy Who Snitched&#8221; &#8220;Some Kittens Can Fly!&#8221; &#8220;Getting More Chocolate on Your Face&#8221; &#8220;Why Can&#8217;t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Success through the ages</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 15:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Success through the ages At age 4, success is&#8230; not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is&#8230; having friends. At age 17, success is&#8230; having a driver&#8217;s license. At age 20, success is&#8230; having sex. At age 35, success is&#8230; having money. At age 50, success is&#8230; having money. At age 60, success [...]]]></description>
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