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		<title>Back seat driver</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 15:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back seat driver After having a little too much to drink, a man drives home from the city, his car weaving violently all over the road, as drunk drivers are prone to do. A cop pulls him over. &#8220;So,&#8221; says the cop to the driver, &#8220;where have you been?&#8221; &#8220;Why, I&#8217;ve been to the pub [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mexican SWAT Team</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 02:50:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awesome deployment, very impressive&#8230; but WTF did they get a chinese driver?]]></description>
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		<title>Bank Robber</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 15:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hooded robber burst into a Missouri Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door a brave Missouri customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber&#8217;s face. The robber shot the customer without a moment&#8217;s hesitation. He then looked around the bank [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Police Chief Daughter&#8217;s Wedding</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 08:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. &#8220;But, officer,&#8221; the man began, &#8220;I can explain&#8221; &#8220;Just be quiet&#8221;, snapped the officer. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.&#8221; &#8220;But, but officer, I just wanted to say&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;And I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vatican Humor: The Pope Wants To Drive</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 01:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After getting all of Pope Benedict&#8217;s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn&#8217;t travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. &#8216;Excuse me, Your Holiness,&#8217; says the driver, &#8216;Would you please take your seat so we can leave?&#8217; &#8216;Well, to tell you the truth,&#8217; says the Pope, &#8216;they never [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Police Ticket Excuse</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police Ticket Excuse A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks &#8220;I can outrun this guy,&#8221; so he hits the pedal and the race is on. The cars are racing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lying Police Officer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lying Officer A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: - Officer: May I see your driver&#8217;s license? - Driver: I don&#8217;t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. - Officer: May I see the owner&#8217;s card for this vehicle? - Driver: It&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
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