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Quick Black Jokes

Q: How did the babysitter get the black kid to stop jumping on the bed?
A: She put velcro on the ceiling
Q: How did she get him down?
A: She invited the Mexican kids next door and told them it was a pinata

Q: How did the babysitter get the black kid to stop running around?
A: She licked his lips and stuck him to the window

Q: Why don’t black kids play in the parks sand box?
A: Because the cats would bury them

Q: What do call one thousand black guys jumping out of a plane?
A: Night

Q: How did the black guy commit suicide on the freeway?
A: He stuck his head out the window and let his lips flap him to death!

Q: What do white people leave when they die? a will
A: What do black people leave when they die? a bill

Q: Why are black nostrals so big?
A: Because God held them by their nostrals with his middle and index finger while he spray painted them

Q: What’s the difference between a dead black man on the road and a dead dog on the road?
A: There are skidmarks in front of the dog

Q: How do you keep a bunch of black guys from coming into your backyard?
A: You hang one up in the front

Q: Why do black people wear gloves when eating tootsie rolls?
A: So they won’t bite their fingers off by accident

Q: What do you call a black man on a tree?
A: A branch manager

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces?
A: A Black & Decker pecker wrecker

Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas?
A: My bike

Q: Why do black people wear large brimmed hats?
A: So birds don’t shit on their lips

Q: What do you call a black man in a three piece suit?
A: A Defendant

Q: What do you call a black guy in court?
A: Guilty

Q: Why don’t black people drive convertibles?
A: Because their lips will beat them to death

Q: Why are black peoples palms and the bottom of their feet white?
A: Because when God sprayed them, they were assuming the position

Q: Why are black people so tall?
A: Because they’re knee-grows

Q: How do you keep 7 black guys from raping a white girl?
A: Throw them a basketball

Q: What do you get when you come across a Samoan and a nigger?
A: Sum-o-niggaz (Some more niggers)

Q: Why don’t black people go to the beach?
A: Because the dogs will bury them

Q: What does Pontiac stand for?
A: Poor Old Nigger Thinks It’s A Cadillac

Q: What do you call a black smurf?
A: A smigger

Q: Why weren’t Adam and Eve black?
A: Have you ever tried to take a rib from a nigger?!

Q: Why do black people call white people “honkeys”?
A: Because it’s the last thing they hear before we run them over

Q: Why don’t black women use tampons?
A: Because their crabs would go bungee jumping

Q: What’s purple and sits on my front porch?
A: My pet nigger, and I’ll paint him any color I want!