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SHE WAS SO BLONDE…

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde……………

- She thought a quarterback was a refund.
- She thought General Motors was in the army.
- She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
- She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
- At the bottom of an application where it says “sign here”, she wrote “Sagittarius”.

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde……………

- She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
- She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
- Under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”.

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde……………..

- She tripped over a cordless phone.
- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “Concentrate”.
- She told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK”.
- She asked for a price check at the dollar Store.
- She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde…………….

- She studied for a blood test.
- She thought she needed a token to get on the “Soul Train”.
- She sold the car for gas money.
- When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, “Airport Left”, she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde…………….

- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- She thinks Taco bell is the Mexican phone company.
- She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
- She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

AND MY FAVORITE…………………………………..

- She had a shirt that said “TGIF”, which she thought stood for “Tits Go In Front”