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The ventriloquist and the blonde

A young ventriloquist was doing his show at a small comedy club in Texas. With his dummy on his knee, he started going through his repertoire of blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the first row shouted:

“I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against ! not only blondes, but women in general… and all in the name of humor!”

The stunned ventriloquist began to apologize, and the blonde yelled, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little brat on your knee.”